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Losing someone dear
You allude me. You taunt me by just a little of a teasing presence then you disappear quick as a snap. I want you. Badly. I feel for you. I just wish we could get along and I’m not sure why we don’t anymore. I don’t know if it’s something I did or will do. But you just don’t seem to want to be with me anymore and it makes me sad. I want you in my life again. Fully....
after 6:00am… attempt to sleep #3… Wish me luck
Once upon a time I remember saying, “I want a girl that can make fun of me so hard that I cry”…. and then I found her. I love my wife.
As my Wife and myself awaken early to see about running some errands. All I hear is, “no… No…. NO… NOOO!!!… aww fuck” Ah yes, it must’ve snowed.
Watching Night Court…. OH the memories!
Law and Disorder
I got episodes of Nightcourt downloading at home. Can’t wait to watch some tonight! w00t w00t!
Pre-Modernistic Laundry Facilities
My apartment building has a really neat setup for the laundry room. They give you a state of the art card that you can fill up via debit (bank card) directly in the laundry room. Then use it for the fancy brand new super efficient machines. Everything is brand new and modern in every way. The only catch is, if you lose your card you need to pay $2.00; By Cheque… ‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ This system...
5 Way Magic Game... Ended
So… 5am happened. We decided to end the 5 way magic game pre-maturely as another hour or two may have been “in the cards”.
My Conversation with a physicist while we talk as racially stereotyped 1970-80′s black men Me: (Hello Jim how is it going as of late?) “Yo dog, what ‘chew flyin wit.” Jim: (It is going well, and how are you?) “It’s hangin fly; what ‘chew trippin ’bout?” Me: (I have not been up to much, thank you. Say you look troubled, what is going on?) “I ain’t had da jive ta flap bout yo. Slap that. Yo...
Just a PLAIN BAGEL!
There are some things in our society that are just expected to happen. I’m not talking about things that ‘should’ happen, but only a random assortment of people actually do. Like wash your hands after using the lavatory for instance… *shudders*. No I’m talking about those unwritten laws of the universe. I’ll give an example of one of those things that happened to me lately. I went to a local...
Embarassing moments in my past as a Warlock. ~ Accidently standing inside of the Circle of Entrapment when summoning Naxralgrabus the Undaunted. He was remarkably understanding of my predicament. ~ When I got overly excited in front of my peers and Dark Master the first time I summoned hellfire… and pee’d my pants. ~ That time I meant to summon a succubus for my personal pleasure, but...
Overreactive thought patterns of the relatively common situation of your wife cooking you pancakes and being convinced that she’s trying to kill you. 1. She is still holding the pan, what could happen? a) Nothing, I am over-reacting. b) She will threaten me with it. c) They will never find my pan beaten corpse. 2. She cuts me a fresh piece of bread with a knife. She will: a) Hand me the...
Cow Plop Lottery
I’m a rather down to earth individual. Not a complete “city-boy” since I was raised mostly on farmland. However there comes a time when I realize how much influence the city has had on me. This arrives through the medium that is my wife. She is from Fenwick. Fenwick is a small town… (village? Hamlet?) that has one bank, one store, and a couple of tiny restaurants. I’ll try and get a picture of...
Shy in Society
Through out my entire life, i’ve had problems with other people. When I was younger this evolved into an outright irrational fear towards large crowds. As I got older however, and my perception of people changed, so that I no longer thought of them as packs of wolves, but rather flocks of sheep. This irrational fear has slowly dissipated like so much useless trash. I have reached the point in my...
It's a Wedding!
This was an old blog post from before my wedding, but I thought it worthy enough to repost here on my new thingy. Ok.. so I’m getting married. Many of you that know me personally already know this. I speak about it enough that my closest of friends most likely want to shove an ice-pick sideways down my ear canal. Never the less the plans for said wedding are indeed remarkable. Let me fill you on....
AWAKE THE KRAKEN!
Alrighty, I’ll start on the Tumblr bandwagon that all my friends have begun. I figured this would be a better place to put my ramblings than my portfolio blog (which I should clean up to be more “professional” anywho). So…. I’ll transfer some old blog posts over here and start using this for personal life stuff and random things. HAZAAHH!